More OpenOffice pain has caused me to try Google Docs instead

I started up OpenOffice to create a word processor document. Firstly it started annoying me with horrible Windows-style yellow popups from the corner of the screen. Then it started autocorrecting my text, which I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HATE, and there’s no obvious simple way just to turn autocorrection off. And then it crashed when I pressed Return to create a new line.

So now I’m trying Google Docs instead, which seems much better. Also, it has the added benefit of allowing me to see my documents on my iPhone.